Portuguese signs have this wonderful latin quality of being able to stare at them and their meaning becomes apparent.
One sign says, “Oh, you have a problem with your phone? Perhaps we’ll talk about it over lunch and have some tomatoes..”


Another says, “Let’s have some icecream, and be enraptured at a street fair. It will feel positively volcanic.”

This one:
This one: “Stationing here is prohibited! This area is reserved strictly for entering and exiting with great flair by mysterious strangers in miniature sports sports-cars.”
